Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Don’t Step In The Oomgowa!


            Galileo, Darwin and Sigmund Freud like most other pioneers first in suffered the slings and arrows of their detractors so outrageous were the initial pronouncements regarding their new discoveries. Kierkegaard and Nietzsche both were 100 years ahead of the psychological curve so perceptive was their genius. We see throughout history many examples of great minds that time would be needed to vindicate.

            Fast-forward to 2013 and we are well into another renaissance, not genius so much, but tremendous strides are being made in the field of bullshit! And if this is something in your wheelhouse America 2013 is the place to be.

            Living in America is like trying to earn your junior lifesaver’s certificate by treading for 10 minutes in a tank full of crap. Picture yourself making the required arm and leg movements that constitute treading, but instead of water you are making these movements in fecal matter!

            This crap is generously provided by all of the politicians, corporate spin-doctors, religious clergy, talking heads and anyone else with an agenda and the leverage to promulgate their bullshit. This goes on hour after hour, day after day, year after year until genuine outrage has been reduced to “what’dya gonna do?”

Q: How much bullshit am I actually talking about here?

A: Enough to sink the whole goddamn planet!

            Sigmund Freud for all of his great early contributions, most of which have been refuted, none-the-less made one great discovery that is probably the basis for more acceptance of bullshit by the public and the world at large than any single thing in the history of human civilization…his discovery of the phenomenon of transference.

            According to Wikipedia: Transference is a phenomenon characterized by unconscious redirection of feelings from one person to another. One definition of transference is "the inappropriate repetition in the present of a relationship that was important in a person's childhood." 1) Another definition is "the redirection of feelings and desires and especially of those unconsciously retained from childhood toward a new object. 2) Still another definition is "a reproduction of emotions relating to repressed experiences, especially of childhood, and the substitution of another person ... for the original object of the repressed impulses. 3) Transference was first described by Sigmund Freud who acknowledged its importance for psychoanalysis for better understanding of the patient's feelings.
           
            The patient in our case is John Q. Public a malleable, amorphous clod of Play-Doh that can be molded into any shape by any reasonably skilled, self serving, public bullshitter.

            Crackpots from Representative Steve King who recently declared this about immigration: “For everyone who’s a valedictorian, there’s another 100 out there that weigh 130 pounds and they’ve got calves the size of cantaloupes because they’re hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert.”
            …to congressman Michael Burgess offering this about the unborn male: “This is a subject I know something about ... Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful. They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?”

            …to congressman Todd Akin who famously uttered these words: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down!"

            Antediluvian cretins each, but the people buy this bullshit, their loyal constituency never questioning or calling these men to the carpet. When reason is abdicated, the transference is complete which permits the easy purchase of the hearts and minds of the citizenry.

            When the public knows shit about Shinola, I’m speaking about basic history and current events of the country they live in, the country is ready to be boarded by pirates. If the quality of our elected officials is any indicator it has already happened. The best and the brightest know that it has nothing to do with innovative ideas or the public good. It is all about who can stay for sale the longest.

            Because of the acceptance of bullshit, personalities like Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Chris Mathews, Bill Maher and even the President of the United States ascend into the pantheon of great intellects in the public’s collective mind. Real intellects end up marginalized by the marketplace, the marketplace having usurped reason as the coin of the realm.

            A culture is often defined by its heroes, but if these minds are the best the culture has to offer then the word “freedom” so precious to the history of this country has become the new code word for bullshit.

…which reminds me of a  joke:

A missionary goes to deepest darkest Africa to spread the gospel. He travels from village to village speaking to the natives:

“and we will bring education to your village!”

Whereupon the villagers respond “oomgowa!”

“and we will bring electricity to your village!”

…the villagers respond “oomgowa!”

“and we will bring a loving god to your village!”

…again the villagers respond in kind “oomgowa!”

As the missionary packs up his things he says to the village elder, “Can you please tell me how to get to the next village?”

“Yes, yes it if very easy. Proceed 5 kilometers north, then 2 kilometers east, but watch out…don’t step in the oomgowa!”

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